Daily tweets with dating advice, bad chat-up lines and funny tips.
Unacceptable reactions to hearing your date is a vegetarian: 1) Sighing 2) Asking: “But what about bacon?” 3) Putting your clothes back on.— Guardian Soulmates (@guardian_SM) July 4, 2014
Buying a diamond ring for someone you fancy is also known as carbon dating.— Guardian Soulmates (@guardian_SM) August 20, 2014
Most women like beards. And cats. So, men, make yourself doubly desirable by sellotaping a kitten to your chin.— Guardian Soulmates (@guardian_SM) May 28, 2014
Everybody fancies DJs. So try adding “DJ” before your name when you introduce yourself on dates. For example: “Hi, I’m DJ Dave.”— Guardian Soulmates (@guardian_SM) May 12, 2014
Chivalry may be a dying art, but if your date doesn’t hold a door open for you, you’re entitled to let it close then stand knocking at it.— Guardian Soulmates (@guardian_SM) October 8, 2014