In honour of #InternationalWomensDay here's a list of amazing women you should be following on Twitter and a top tweet from each.

Firstly, That Lot's very own @Pandamoanimum, @Andreamann and @Peachesanscream…

The inventor of the anagram has died.
May he erect a penis.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 9, 2014

Perhaps they're not doing it right..? RT @independent Nigel Farage says homosexuality makes most Britons aged over 70 feel uncomfortable
— Andrea Mann (@AndreaMann) May 11, 2014

New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) November 28, 2012

Sometimes I wonder if I spoil the cat, seeing him with his iPad, in his yurt. pic.twitter.com/45ScY3Rloe
— Liz Buckley (@liz_buckley) January 21, 2015

God, women really are soul destroying, joyless, fun hating pricks aren't they?! pic.twitter.com/kAm2TpwuEv
— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) August 3, 2013

These quotation marks worry me. pic.twitter.com/PncaP6So0S
— peatree bojangles (@peatreebojangle) December 13, 2014

Karen couldn't be sure, but she strongly suspected the cat had chosen the Christmas card. pic.twitter.com/nZdHlye0O3
— Oonagh (@Okeating) December 12, 2015

How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
— Alice White? (@alicewhitey) January 3, 2013

There was a fork on the bus the other day, & people treated it like it was a human; Britishest thing I saw all week. pic.twitter.com/VDBtNd7a53
— Bim Adewunmi (@bimadew) January 31, 2014

I love this facial reconstruction of Crystal head vodka by a forensic specialist 💀🍸https://t.co/b98EcASDJN pic.twitter.com/WwcRCn2Etg
— La Petite Mort-ician (@ChickAndTheDead) January 6, 2016

Who you gonna call? pic.twitter.com/ew4ueixiKm
— Twitflup (@Twitflup) November 2, 2013

If UKIP do well tomorrow, I'm moving next door to Farage .
— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) May 21, 2014

Beyonce made a song called "Single Ladies" then went home to her husband & left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy.
— Laila Loves (@LailaBlogs) August 3, 2013

Alright bus, no need to show off. pic.twitter.com/61Vnwt9Ove
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) February 10, 2015

Christmas Eve gets paid 19.7% less than Christmas Adam
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) December 24, 2015

Interview: "What is it like being a female comedian?"
Me: "A lot like being a male comedian, but you get asked that question a lot more."
— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) June 18, 2014

This painting of an 18th century woman totally looks like David Cameron in drag pic.twitter.com/IZNOUqFSll
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) December 15, 2013

if you don't give your child a middle name, how are they ever to know when you are cross with them?
— vivienne clore (@Vivienneclore) February 21, 2013

Frightfully upsetting article in the November issue of Cotswold Life. pic.twitter.com/Tmj0XJqAja
— DG (@Donna_Gallers) October 15, 2014

Benedict Cumberbatch walks into a bar.
Barman says 'Why the long face?'
'Genetics', he sobs, and then I comfort him, sexually.
— Scriblit (@Scriblit) April 13, 2013

The "pro life" movement captured in a single picture pic.twitter.com/aSISPcQTyD
— Ellie Mae O'Hagan (@MissEllieMae) May 8, 2014

New euphemisms for periods-

Funding the refuge.

Bringing out the red briefcase

Lining Osborne's pocket

Pay as you flow
— Meryl O'Rourke© (@MerylORourke) November 26, 2015

Realized I never said "unquote" after reciting a famous poem in 10th grade. Sorry if you thought everything I've said since is Shakespeare
— It's Abby. Yep. (@abbycohenwl) March 23, 2015

I thought watching football with a boy would lead to at least fingering. WRONG. Never again.
— Vikki Stone (@vikkistone) June 14, 2014

Need your help. Can anyone tell me if these are safe to eat? pic.twitter.com/UamSJbgHea
— Jayne Sharp (@Jaynesharp) October 22, 2014

Hey, boy. Are you a liquid eyeliner pen because I'm pretty sure I'm going to fuck this up.
— Rachael (@RachaelvsWorld) November 10, 2014

Just remembered my Mum knows an old lady who is too frail to clean the cobwebs away from her ceiling, so she throws glitter in them instead.
— Tegan (@BellJarred) February 19, 2013

Ever miss somebody so much that you wonder why you became a sniper in the first place?
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) May 15, 2014

Finally. Somewhere to barbecue my Princess Leia effigy. pic.twitter.com/ydgBf7fVSN
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) August 18, 2015

Someone just said I have jug ears. Honestly! My face was a pitcher.
— June Walmsley (@rejunevated) August 20, 2013

Starbucks coffee is disgusting. First of all it tastes like soap, second of all u have to get it from dispensers in the BATHROOM????
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 17, 2014

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30 Amazing Women You Should Follow On Twitter